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Bad Present Guide

Like us we're sure you've started to write your thank you cards ;) 

We want to be grateful, but let's be honest, some gifts don't deserve it. For as soon as you tell someone you like cocktails all you get is terribly tacky drink themed presents. Check out some of these classics.

1. Coffee & Wine Glass... 
2. Drinking Straw Glasses... the only glasses we want to drink from come in martini, highball and hurricane
3. Thirst Aid Hat... 
4. Hangover breath spray
5. Whisker Dam... for the follicly challenged
6. Muscle man corkscrew... just no. 

What's the worst present you received this year?

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